DMV Dork

So last week, i flaunted my dorkiness at the DMV. i went in and walked up to the counter and had the following conversation:

Me: "I need to get a NH driver's license."
DMV guy: "Oh. we just gave out the last one."
Me: "OH MAN! are you serious?"
DMV guy: (asking the other DMV guy) "yeah, when are we getting more of those NH ones in?"
Other DMV guy: "Not until the first of the month."
Me: "for real? well, i guess i will hafta come back."

Now, the sad part is that i wasnt playing along. i seriously thought that i had to wait. sad, huh? after they burst into a fit of laughter, i realized that they were joking, but i must have had D-O-R-K written on my head all day.